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you and any of your friends have a discussion over which is more correct "Trekkies or Trekkers." you actually saw the movie "Trekkies" in the theater. ...or boycotted the movie theater showing it. you've built a life size replica of Captain Pike's wheel chair. you've ever pulled the legs of your hamster because you always wanted a tribble. (Dr. Gonzo) Nurse Chapel / Deanna Troi / Beverly Crusher / Dax is your Dream Woman. ...if you asked "which one?" to the last one. ...if you came name more than 10 females that I missed. you know who Ashley Judd is, because of her appearance on The Next Generation. you can name the bridge crew for the original series. you can name the members of each bridge crew and their rank for the Next Generation series. you can name the bridge crew, their rank, and their species for Voyager. you know the different classes of starships. you also know the top warp speed, inertial damper tolerances, and standard weaponry of each class. you own a Star Fleet manual... you read The Physics of Star Trek and came up with counter arguments to the mentions of General Relativity as it applies to Star Trek. you've had more Gene Roddenberry sightings than the Enquirer has had Elvis sightings. you've ever worn a pair of Vulcan Ears..
------------------ I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.
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...you argue on which starship survived Wolf 359
...you watch Star Trek: Voyager everytime
...you like Seven of Nine for her mind
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
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If you know 3 different sizes of the Defiant
------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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... you can recite entire scenes from episodes from memory.
(fade in) Worf: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa..." Wesley: "So you're saying I should roar at her?" Worf: "MEN do not roar, WOMEN roar!" Wesley: "What else do they do?" Worf: "They.. hurl heavy objects... and claw at you... " (look of rapture) Wesley: "What does the man do?" Worf: "He reads love poetry... he ducks a lot." Wesley: "thanks Worf, but I think I'll try something a little less... dangerous." Worf: "Go to her door... BEG, like a Human."
------------------ "Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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Can pick certain minor nuances that are similar between the soundtrack to "The Bicentennial Man" and "TWOK or TSFS"
If you abbreviate the Star Trek Movies
------------------ "...it might be easier to study ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000
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OI! ...if you look into the toilet and find yourself thinking of Alshirm Dax.
...if you can say an episode's title within ten seconds of tuning in to it.
...if nerds avoid you.
...you know that SWDAO doesn't imply South Wales Dairylea Appreciation organisation.
...you're too stupid to enter the Ten Questions contest and too frightened to enter the Flameboard.
------------------ Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services. Stone: Services? Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.
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