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Now really, Ultra Magnus, you're beginning to overreact rather wildly.
------------------ "Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?" -- M. Doughty
Otherwise, if you gots problems, you can talk to me, and we'll take 'em outside, and i'll fix 'em for you RIGHT quick.
*wicked gleam in her eyes as she holds up shiny, sharp, knife*
*ahem* Pay no attention to that. It was my alter-ego.
------------------ "You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems. You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high. But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple
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Jubilee going superfly TNT, Guns of Navarone, Chicken Oriental. That's a warning, people, not a Word Association!>;D
------------------ Remember December '59 The howling wind and the driving rain, Remember the gallant men who drowned On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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*tries to render a lovely CGI diorama of the USS Jubilee McGann undergoing a horrendous warp core breach* Well you get the idea... *sings* My core goes boom-bang-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bang, the ship disappears Boom-babg-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bang, damned engineers! Each time more spectac'lar than ever before Boom-bang-a-bang-bang goes the core!
------------------ "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Huh?
------------------ Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
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Is that a piss-take on the Venga Boys, Starbuck?
and
*Looks down* "And that's not all, shoppers!!"
------------------ Remember December '59 The howling wind and the driving rain, Remember the gallant men who drowned On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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"And that's not all shoppers, for a limited time only, you can buy 4 shampoos for the price of 5. I repeat, 4 shampoos for the price of FIVE!!!!"
------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Gaseous Anomaly: No, it isn't... it's a piss-take of an old love song that goes something like "My heart goes boom-bang-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bang, when you are near"...
Anyway, on with the show...
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------------------ "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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