------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Garibaldi: ...before you return to centoori.
Molari: Centoori??
G: Centauri.
M: Tomato??
G: Tomaato.
M: Potato??
G: Potaato.
G&M: "Let's call the whole thing off"!!!
(Best damn blooper I've ever seen!!!)
------------------ Ready for the action now, Dangerboy Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy? How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy? How dare you, Dangerboy? I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
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Ivanova: Do you think anyone would notice if I just...killed a bunch of them?
Doctor: Well, how many?
Ivanova: 10?
Doctor: Yeah, they'd notice.
Ivanova: 6?
Doctor: Go for it.
------------------ "The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton "All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst "Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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"And now it's time for another 'Good Idea, Bad Idea'."
------------------ "I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..." -Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
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Good Idea: Jeri Ryan wearing skin-tight lycra on ST: Voyager Bad Idea: Jeri Ryan wearing the standard Starfleet uniform on ST: Voyager
The End
------------------ The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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Meet Pepper, Charity, AKA, and Toast here's Miss Info, and here's Froggo ("Hello") World's Oldest Woman chases the host on Histeria! in Stereo!
------------------ Look at the past few years: Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to: Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with: Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have: Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
------------------ "Cenus volunteers injured in the line of duty, sadly no one knows how many." - The Daily Show. Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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Moses and the 15 Commandments...oops...10 Commandments.
------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
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