------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
------------------ "What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry
------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
------------------ Daniel: "Senator, we have reason to believe the Goa'uld are about to attack." Kinsey: "Then I think they'll regret taking on the United States military!" Daniel: "Oh, you're right. We'll just upload a virus into the mother ship." This post sponsered in part by the Federation Starship Datalink