Sure it is! Why, it's a zeppelin named after the German Chancellor! What could be more safe?
2. What is good advice for someone making his first speech?
From personal experience, DO NOT wear a white hood at an NCAAP meeting. And imagine everyone in their underwear. Except if it's at the Democratic National Convention. Ted Kennedy. No more, please.
3. Why do Macs suck?
Do they? I haven't tried. I don't think mine would fit in the floppy drive.
4. Is there a co-relation between Mac users and AOL users?
Um, they're both fucking stupid?
5. Han Solo is the best Star Wars character ever. Can you prove otherwise?
Being the first proponent of Masturbation in Sci-Fi, I would hope so! It's a shame that Lucas had to drop the 'D' at the end of Han. Damn Censors.
6. Can anyone think of why these were the "Best Olympics Ever" ??
That lady. In water polo. Her exposure. Exuse me. Oh, and no Car bombs. Oh, and they had an Autralian-fest over here in North America. That Paul Hogan, he cracks me up.
7. What is the best music to go to the bathroom to?
Still in the mood, from that last answer, I'd say the Olympic Theme. Mine gets a gold medal in shot putting.
8. Are Americans really that awesome, or just full of themselves?
Okay, here's some logic.
Americans = synonymous with Shit. Americans = also full of shit.
Therefore, if Americans are full of themselves, then they are full of shit. Statement is true.
9. How much will FrankG sue me for using his name in this question?
I would imagine he'd be happy. I mean, Kathy Lee's been getting all the attention lately.
10. What is the most interesting use of Duct tape have you seen?
Well, I'm just amazed at the machines they must have. to be able to fit all of those squaking, yellow beaked mallards into something that grinds them into a sticky...um, oh, it's ducT? Forget it.
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Why, certainly... It's so safe, I'm going to let you go first...
2. What is good advice for someone making his first speech?
At all costs, avoid unintentionally saying the word "penis".
3. Why do Macs suck?
For an extra twenty bucks, they'll even swallow...
4. Is there a co-relation between Mac users and AOL users?
Ye gods! I hate to even picture the offspring of such a coupling...
5. Han Solo is the best Star Wars character ever. Can you prove otherwise?
No! Talk like this, never Solo could! When he nine hundred years old is, perhaps best character he be, eh?
6. Can anyone think of why these were the "Best Olympics Ever" ??
They were the first to introduce nude female wrestling as an Olympic sport.
7. What is the best music to go to the bathroom to?
Blink 182's "Dysentery Gary"? Or Frank Zappa's "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow"? Or maybe just Filter's "Hey Man, Nice Shot".
Then again, depending upon what you're doing in the bathroom, perhaps Michael Jackson's "Beat It" would make more sense...
8. Are Americans really that awesome, or just full of themselves?
Yes.
9. How much will FrankG sue me for using his name in this question?
Will you still be around after he beats you up for making fun of Macs?
10. What is the most interesting use of Duct tape have you seen?
Y'know, if you wrap it tightly enough, you'd really be amazed at just how well it keeps the sperm from leaking through...
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TSN, the thought of Frank causing physical harm to anyone I find is most hilarious... But then again, I'm sure there are many things you can do with an accordion...
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BTW, although several of these questions are annoying, I should mention that I go to the University of Duct Tape. I know someone who built a duct tape chair this weekend. And then there are all the duct tape wallets. Oh, and I saw a duct tape glove today.
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1. Is it safe? Of course it's safe, why else would I let you try it first...
2. What is good advice for someone making his first speech? Picture the entire audience young, hung, and naked...
3. Why do Macs suck? How would I know, I'm a PC person damnit!!!
4. Is there a co-relation between Mac users and AOL users? Yes, both are rather desparate...
5. Han Solo is the best Star Wars character ever. Can you prove otherwise? Wait, there WAS a best Star Wars character?
6. Can anyone think of why these were the "Best Olympics Ever" ? Two words: Men's Gymnastics...
7. What is the best music to go to the bathroom to? The theme song for "Goldfinger"
8. Are Americans really that awesome, or just full of themselves? Oh, Americans are just full, of what I don't know...
9. How much will FrankG sue me for using his name in this question? One Hundred Trillion Million Billion Zillion Dollars
10. What is the most interesting use of Duct tape have you seen? I've seen it used to restrain a guy to a table with legs spread out...
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1. Is it safe? No. You'll shoot your eye out.
2. What is good advice for someone making his first speech? Start the speach with the joke about the White man, the Black man and the Pollock.
3. Why do Macs suck? The vacuum caused by lack of complicated circuitry and ability to build decent webpages. The vacuum can also be due to the moron-chip, which makes this computer easy to use for people who know nothing about computers(Ooh, chat rooms...), but impossible to use by people who know what they're doing("What the F? I'm trying to program here"). Still a third possibility of the vacuum is the inability to comprehend Microsoft.
4. Is there a co-relation between Mac users and AOL users? Let's see. Mac users=computer morons. AOL users=Internet morons. Final answer: What was the question again?.
5. Han Solo is the best Star Wars character ever. Can you prove otherwise? Because he found the Holy Grail, giving him everlasting life. He also hid in the coolers filled with Budweiser while terrorists hijacked the Millenium Falcon. If I remember right, he also converted a lesbian. That makes him #1. But wait... Princess Leia tried to blow up the Blues Brothers. Never mind, she's really the best character.
6. Can anyone think of why these were the "Best Olympics Ever" ?? Drugs. Drugs, drugs, and more drugs. That's all I saw of what everybody called "The Best Olympics Ever." (How can anyone possibly think these were the best olympics. Everytime I turned on the TV I either saw Men's Gymnastics (never women's), Swimming, or Women's Track and Field. I never saw any of the good sports, c'mon!)
7. What is the best music to go to the bathroom to? What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs? Runs over your neighbor's dog... What's great for a snack, and fits on your back, It's Log, Log, Log.. It's Lo-og, It's Lo-og, It's Big, It's Heavy, It's Wood It's Lo-og, It's Lo-og, It's better than bad, IT'S GOOD Everyone needs a log, everyone wants a log Come on and get your log, you're gonna love it, Log. "Log, by Blammo!"
8. Are Americans really that awesome, or just full of themselves? Both. I think everyone's full of themselves, except my wife, who I just filled up last night...
9. How much will FrankG sue me for using his name in this question? He won't. He saw the legal tips on suing people. For using his name in this question, he's going to sue the Nikkon Camera Company. That's because they make the cameras that were used to capture the image of Sean Penn in the alley, who in turn subsequently attacked the photographer, who happened to know a relative of FrankG's, whose name was used in this question.
10. What is the most interesting use of Duct tape have you seen?
Torture. Someone Duct tapped someone else's butt hole and kept feeding them, and feeding them, and feeding them....
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1. Is it safe? If the people in the movies can survive it, so can you
2. What is good advice for someone making his first speech? Start with the joke about a priest, a rabbi, and a stripper going out to lunch
3. Why do Macs suck? Because they just do
4. Is there a co-relation between Mac users and AOL users? Mac users and AOL users are both and the same with one objective: to get laid
5. Han Solo is the best Star Wars character ever. Can you prove otherwise? Can YOU prove that he was the best Star Wars character?
6. Can anyone think of why these were the "Best Olympics Ever" ? Four words: Not on every channel
7. What is the best music to go to the bathroom to? the soundtrack to Star Trek: First Contact
8. Are Americans really that awesome, or just full of themselves? Why would I know, it's irrelevant data to me
9. How much will FrankG sue me for using his name in this question? I think he would give you a proposition instead of the lawsuit, so I suggest you rent "Showgirls"
10. What is the most interesting use of Duct tape have you seen? Ask Michael_T, he can tell you about that...
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(In reference to the polka thing.)
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