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Xentrick
good to go
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Kim: "Important medical equipment, Doc?"

Doc: "I think so. The captain insisted that I have at least one of these in storage. I don't know what it's for, but it shakes rapidly when activated, has ten settings marked only with increasingly large 'smiley faces,' and is imprinted with 'Made on Risa: Satisfaction Guaranteed.' Either one of you know what this is?"

Paris: [snicker,snicker] "No sir, never seen one before in my life."

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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"Alas Poor Yorik..."

oops wrong thread )

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Alamaraine, count to four...

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Paris: "Gee, Doc, what's that you got there?"

Doctor: "What?! You don't recognise the golden hypospray?! I just won the Carrington Award! And to think they even nominated that young punk back at that station we just left. . . Ha, I'll show him 'frontier medicine!' This posting to the Badlands will establish my career for sure!"

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The Excalibur
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Introducing the new "Injectomatic" by Ronco.

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The Naked Time

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Medical Guy: Hey, look everyone! I've got the Midas Touch!

Tom: So?

Harry: Gold's worthless now. Anyone can replicate insane amounts of it.

Medical Guy: I knew I should have asked for the Latinum Touch!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Doc: Hey, who replaced my hypospray with a prop? This isn't anything but a piece of plastic and paint!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Doctor:Hmmm... "I went to the Delta Quadrant and all I got was this lousy hypospray." What the?

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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The winner is Sol System. Runners-up are Xentrick and Tahna Los.

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"I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Niiiice...... Which one?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Darn, and I thought my Spaceballs one was a clincher. Oh well...hehehe

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Yes! Senseless death is always funny.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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So's Viagra, but I didn't even get an honorable mention... :-)

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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator

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