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Malnurtured Snay
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Let me first say, that I've enjoyed ALL of Tom Clancy's "Jack Ryan" books, from "Hunt For Red October" through "Rainbow Six" (even though Jack isn't in that book) ...

But when it comes to "The Bear & The Dragon" ...

The book is crap. I'm FORCING myself to read it. Hell, I pick up any of his older books, I gotta FORCE myself to stop reading it, they're that good. I don't know what he was smokin' when writin' "TB&TD", but he better knock it the f-off ...

What really surprised me was how well written "Rainbow Six" was ... to drop into this dreck ... ick.

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"You're history!" - MacLeod
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First of Two
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I can't wait to read that book, if only to see if it jibes with the current REAL military assessment of China's abilities/plans (as opposed to the fibs about "oh, China's no threat!")

*It's good to have an uncle Colonel in Army Int... keeps me up on all the latest, uncolorized data.*

If it weren't so damned LONG... I've got three feet of pages on my desk already to read through.

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First of Two
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1. Gee, I have a ton of jello here and I have absolutely no clue what to do with it. Any suggesions?

Run it for president on the Democratic ticket. Can't be any worse...

2. Can anyone find embalming scintillating and erotic?

Kenny McCormick?

3. Who died and left YOU in charge?

Satan.

4. MMmmmmm. Do you like your turkey on top of your stuffing, or your stuffing on top of your turkey?

Turkey and stuffing should be side-by side.

5. Or are you more of a gravy person? *grin*

I'm more of a 'mashed potatos' person.

6. Do Satanists really believe in Satan, and if they do, do you think Jesus is their "devil" ?

Most don't, except the stupid ones. And no, God is. Demiurge.

7. Please use the word "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid" in a coherent sentance.

Pokemon characters remind me of green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid. Pik-pik-pikachuuuuuuu!

8. Hmmmm... What's in a "naked lady" I wonder?

I am. Frequently. On Saturday nights.

9. Shaved or au natural?

au natural gets in my teeth. Bleah.

10. Does anyone else think of unborn children as some kind of parasite living inside you?

Hell, I think that way about some BORN people!

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Jubilee
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*waits to see if anyone else wants to answer.....*

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Epoch
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1. Gee, I have a ton of jello here and I have absolutely no clue what to do with it. Any suggesions?

Torture hospital patients by feeding it to them. (come on there's always room for jello


2. Can anyone find embalming scintillating and erotic?

It is my understanding that you can no longer ask me this question


3. Who died and left YOU in charge?

Buck Rogers so back off


4. MMmmmmm. Do you like your turkey on top of your stuffing, or your stuffing on top of your turkey?

I prefer it side by side


5. Or are you more of a gravy person? *grin*

Over everything.....everything


6. Do Satanists really believe in Satan, and if they do, do you think Jesus is their "devil" ?

No, just that other guy with all the cool tricks


7. Please use the word "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid" in a coherent sentance.

I don't think I can use green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid in a coherent sentance


8. Hmmmm... What's in a "naked lady" I wonder?

Depends. Is she still alive or embalmed


9. Shaved or au natural?

Au natural


10. Does anyone else think of unborn children as some kind of parasite living inside you?

Not a problem that I am do to have

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Omega
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Umm... is this ever going to be judged?

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Thatcher: That's a bit drastic, don't you think?
Francesca: Look, I've been to Toronto. Trust me, nothing can survive there. - "due South"


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Saltah'na
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Not until I submit my entry!!!

1) Is this a food fetish question? *pictures what might happen* .... eeeewwww......

2) Unless you are embalmed with Worcheshire sauce (South Park Reference).

3) Three people: Me, Myself, and I. And we're all very good friends.

4) Depends on what stuffing it is. Is it white and creamy? (I meant Cream of Mushroom stuffing. )

5) Compared to white and creamy stuffing, gravy looks disgusting (if you know what I mean).

6) Well, I'm no longer a practising Catholic. When was the last time I went to church? Two years ago?

7) I just know you have some green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid in your house Jubes. Just give me your address and the guys in white coats will be there soon enough.

8) Never saw one. Seriously, truthfully, honestly, and without any crossed fingers.

9) Because I could not answer #8, this effectively precludes me from answering this question. Sorry.

10) Me? You're asking the wrong person, buster!!!

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Omega
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Tahna:

In regards to #3, you forgot Grin.

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Omega
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OK, this thread has now been up for two and a half weeks. I hereby assert squatters rights, and assume ownership. I also hereby delcare myself the winner.

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Jeff Raven
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My 12-gauge double-barrel Remington says otherwise.

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Saltah'na
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Well, so does my 10-centimetre long Noisy Cricket.

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Saiyanman Benjita
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Well maybe we should see what Jubilee has to say.

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Kosh
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1. Gee, I have a ton of jello here and I have absolutely no clue what to do with it. Any suggesions?

Swim baby, swim!!

2. Can anyone find embalming scintillating and erotic?

And the dead shall rise.


3. Who died and left YOU in charge?

Nobody died, it just smells that way sometimes.


4. MMmmmmm. Do you like your turkey on top of your stuffing, or your stuffing on top of your turkey?

(sings) You gotta keep em seperated!!

5. Or are you more of a gravy person? *grin*

*Grin*


6. Do Satanists really believe in Satan, and if they do, do you think Jesus is their "devil" ?

Yes and No. I think they believe Jerry Fawell is the devil.

7. Please use the word "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid" in a coherent sentance.

Tonight, on American Bandstand, Madonna, Toad the Wet Sproket and Green and Yellow Bunnies on Acid!!


8. Hmmmm... What's in a "naked lady" I wonder?

Heart, Lungs Kidneys, usual stuff.


9. Shaved or au natural?
I love sharp things, Shaved!!


10. Does anyone else think of unborn children as some kind of parasite living inside you?

Only women. It's after they are born that they truly become parasites.

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All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.
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Jubilee
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It'll be judged this week, guys, I promise.

Omega: No squatter's rights for you!

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.


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Malnurtured Snay
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Week is almost over ...

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