Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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Duke Phillips: "T'ME, you're just an ANT crawlin' on a big mound of my HONEY!"
Jay Sherman: "You think I'm an ANT??"
Duke: "No, I think you're a fat TOILET I keep flushin' my MONEY down! Sort of a.."Johnny Cash!" [pauses] Hey, man..that's funny! [to assistant] Send that to Reader's Digest!"
Assistant: "Yes, sir...!"
------------------ "Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."
------------------ Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?" Hobbes: "Irrational behavior." This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
------------------ Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things." Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth." - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"