------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
------------------ Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?" Hobbes: "Irrational behavior." This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
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------------------ Remember December '59 The howling wind and the driving rain, Remember the gallant men who drowned On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
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Mag-Lite, the stainless steel flashlight, 6 D-cell model, with an inhumanly bright Krypton Star bulb. It's a light AND a multipurpose weapon! You blind your foe, then whack him over the head with the handle! Great at parties, or for playing flashlight tag! Useful for crushing small objects! When unloaded and de-bulbed, can be used as a hammer!
------------------ "Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master