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"Watson, you have a blazing talent for stating the obvious."
------------------ "Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..." -Thomas Jefferson
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I have to reply to the Blazing Saddles one:
No no no! Don't shoot him. It will only make him mad.
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