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Marsellus: "What now? I'll tell you what now... (cough) I'm gonna call a couple a hard, pipe hittin' niggers to go to work on the homes here... With a pair a pliers and a blow torch... You here me talkin' hillbilly boy?!?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight!! I'm gonna get medieval on yo' ass... "
Mr. Marsellus Wallace. Pulp Fiction.
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I'm stumped with that one. Can't think of anything that doesn't involve use of THAT word.
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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"Uh, sir? He specifically requested a couple of niggers? Well....to tell a family secret.....my grandmother was DUTCH." --Bart, "Blazing Saddles"
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Jimmy: "I don't need you to tell me how fuckin' good my coffee is, ok? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But y ou know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead nigger in my garage."
Jimmy, Pulp Fiction.
PS I'm not being racist or anything, it's just that that was the closest one to hand.
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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"My work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now... I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the west, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, and wherever a people cry out for justice..." -- Once again, Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles
('Tis best to, you know, give lots and lots of words for the next person to find any sort of quote, rather than like, uh, 5.)
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"That's one small step for man; one giant leap for manking" -Neil Armostrong
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"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over -'conquered,' if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain; there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
Kent Brockman, The Simpsons
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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I present to you... The Buddy Jesus
George Carlin "Dogma"
------------------ Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show. P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.
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"Ok, I've saved my favourite group for last. The maniacs and crazy people... Yeah... The ones who live out where the buses don't run. And I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo... A crazy person will beat nine persons to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a "Bugs Bunny"-suit at the time. So you can't put them all away. You know, you gotta keep some of them around just for the entertainment. Like a guy who tells you the king of Sweden is using his penis as a radio transmitter to send antisemitic lesbian meatloaf-recipes to Soupy Sales and Marvin Hamlish. A guy like that you want to give him his own radio show! No, the maniac farm will be reserved strictly for hopeless cases, like a guy who gets a big tattoo on his chest of Liza Minelli taking a shit. You know? And he tells you if he wiggles a certain way it looks like she's wiping her ass, you know? A guy like that you wanna get him into custody as quickly as possible."
(George Carlin, "Back In Town")
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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"If there's anything I can do for you, or more appropriately, to you..." "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?" "Not right now" "A girl's gotta have her standards."
Chris Knight (Val Kilmer) and the hot chick, "Real Genius"
------------------ Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show. P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.
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