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There is also a giant light on the front of this. Coincidence?
Hmm.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Capps: "Super-Flare energy burst!! Take that Pikachu!"
------------------ "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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After being hit by a pie as an initiation rite, Charles decides to leave the remains there so he can enjoy it later. Hey look, he's already had lunch!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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After being hit by a pie as an initiation rite, Charles decides to leave the remains there so he can enjoy it later. Hey look, he's already had lunch!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Wow.. this one was hard... too many good ones.
1st place: GA - Holy Burning Lightbulb Batman! 2nd place: TSN - Again we realize that Charles is, in fact, God. If I'm dating him, what does that make me? 3rd place: Michael_T - why would God get cable? that only makes sense. I'm taking this as-is, and not reading inuendo into it, though... so if there is any, I'm lost.
Honorable Mention: GA - *golf clap*
And Hobbes gets the Super Saiyanman(sp?) Benjita award for his Pokemon reference.
Thanks for playing!
------------------ The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
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I said Charles is his own god... Nothing more... *L*
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
Ooohh! Lovely birdie on the 4th to keep him in the leaderboard!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Well at least I got honorable mention on one of these...
------------------ "Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
------------------ [small]Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over." -Jay, July 15, 2000[/small]
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Are you sure you needed the word "about" there?
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan