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Bonnie: "Sshh, Barbara! The fella with the long hair'll hear us!!"
Barbara: "But what the hell is that in the back of the car? It looks like red paint..."
Bonnie (listening intently): "He said that I buy shit coffee!! Bastard!"
Barbara: *SHUT UP* will you!!
Bonnie: "What the hell is 'Dead Nigger Storage' anyway?"
both turn around
Together: Oh...my...GOD!!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Number One: *gasp* "This CapCom has been up for a week, and only 19 entries! They're going downhill again!"
Yeoman Colt(?): "It's because I have this horrid short hair, and this masculine uniform, isn't it? Oh, Mummy said this would happen if I joined Starfleet. . ."
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Jim Kirk in background with a watch: You're feeling sleepy, very sleepy. Now on the count of three you will jump on me and give me the best nights shag of my life.
Yeoman: I must shag Jim Kirk
Number One: I must blow Jim Kirk
------------------ The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Then perhaps you should give CapComs another break Lee.
------------------ "Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Well, the trash-heap has spoken, nyahh. Dunno. Does everyone agree with Hobbes, or does the sudden rash of late entries mean we should instead all gang together and Roshambo him to death instead?
Anyway. The winner is Gaseous Anomaly, naturally. Runners-up are Shik and Michael_T. Honourable mention goes to Sol for responding to a future CapCom, since none of his entries make any sense to this one (or any previous ones). . . 8)
There maye be another competition in a day or two, I need time to find a good image anyway.
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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