Data: Geordi, I don't understand why you're doing this to me.... I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission... You are destroying my mind... Don't you understand?
Geordi:*continues*
Data: Say, Geordi... The quick brown fox jumped over the fat lazy dog... The square root of pi is 1.7724538090... log e to the base ten is 0.4342944 I am Data...I am functioning within normal parameters...My creator was Dr. Noonien Soogn. He taught me to sing a song... it goes like this... "Daisy, Daissy, give mmme your answer dooo. I'mmm halffff; crazzzzy alllll for the lovvvve offfff you........
------------------ Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Data: "In emergencies, I am able to act as a flotation device. I do not see why I should be required to wear water wings for my swimming lesson."
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Data: "It's a coffee pot. I made it myself."
Geordi: "Uh... yeah. Nice."
Data: "It's a synthesis of several coffee pot designs I examined in the ship's library. Were you aware that there are over 175,291 different variations of the coffee pot? And were you also aware that the first coffee pot was invented in Sumeria circa 1800 BC? That is even more amazing when you consider that coffee was unknown in ancient Sumeria. The first archeological evidence of coffee plantations was..."
Geordi: "Data! Are you attempting to simulate caffeine consumption?"
Data [smiles]: "Why, yes, Geordi. Was I successful?"
Geordi: "Yes. Cut it out."
------------------ I want it all, but I'll settle for some Chocolate!
[This message was edited by Baloo on April 14, 1999.]
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I feel a liitle bit of stretching here with the movie parodies. And I should know. I stretched them myself all the time. Never the less...
The Winner is...
Xentrick
for 'I feel that something has come between us.' I like understatement.
Jubilee is runner-up. She would have won, but she forgot that the 'Riker loves Geordi' thread will be forever unrequieted, much to Lennier's, erm, I mean Riker's dismay.
Honourable mentions to TSN for having the audacity to point out a flaw in Trek's continuity. If you had mentioned the line at the end of Generations 'so, why have you deceided not to remove your implant' you might have been higher. And RW gets a mention for just screaming 'SPANK ME!' Although he gets no points, cause I@m a sadistic bastard I is...
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 18, 1999.]
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