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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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Daryus: Now get your fucking hand off my fucking dick you filthy mongrel.

Other bloke: I can't fucking help myself! I think you're a really attractive bloke, Marry me!

Daryus: Marry you? Piss off you drongo - you do know I'm fucking straight. *thinks and grins* he wants me, the bastard wants me!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9

Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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This is what happens when they remake movies and screw w/ them. I mean, who would ever have guessed that this was a scene from Thelma and Louise...?

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Lister: "Cat, what are you doing?"
Cat: "I'm courting."
Lister: "Courting who?"
Cat: "Whoever shows up!"
-Red Dwarf, "Me�"

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Jeff, you gonna put this baby to sleep soon?

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"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."

Samuel Hoffenstein

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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Nimrod wins for his,

"Allah will smile upon us when we drive this truck and its cargo right into Washington!!"

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Hooray, Pokie!

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