Bob: Yes indeed. And here we ave the stars of the late 24th century; Q...the reigning champion. Won previously after a gruelling 22 year bout with Mr Tipsilicus. It was tough going...

Jeff: Especially since Tipsilicus didn't have any eye-lids!

Both: HA HA HA!

Bob: Yep *sniff*, Q eventually won on a tecnicality. Mr Tipsilicus had his IV drip connected wrong, and instead of fresh blood, he'd had Lucky Charm puree pumped into his body for 2 decades!

Jeff: That doesn't make sense.

Bob: Quiet you! Anyway, this heat has proven to be even more exciting. They've now been going at it for 26 whole years! And there's just one question on everyone's mind!

Jeff: How comes Q's hairs gotten a lot longer than Picards?

Bob: No...

Jeff: And what's up with that beard? I mean, well, what's up with it?

Bob: Er,

Jeff: And why wasn't this funnier?

Bob: I believe Liam had an ear-trumpet joke lined up, but it was too similar to another entry.

Jeff: Perhaps he should actually do some of his own Capcoms then?

Bob: Maybe. Of something other than Trek. And something he can create screengrabs of.

Jeff: That limits it to Dragon Ball Z, Friends, Spaced...

Bob: Spaced is good!

Jeff: Yes. And no-one outside the UK has ever seen it.

Bob: Oh

Jeff: Spaced...or the Powerpuff Girls

Bob: Ooh, what a choice.

Jeff: Shut up. He'll be getting the Transformers the Movie DVD (region 2) when it comes out. And the Beast Wars one.

Bob: It'll be too late by then. And anyway, we've gone on WAY past the point of this being funny.

Jeff: You're right. Lee, just mark the top bit. There's a good chap.

Bob: So it's good night from me!

Jeff: ...

Bob: Say it!

Jeff *sigh* And it's good night from him.

Bob: Bye!

*waves, lights go out*

Shik (left): *humbly* Yes, master. . .