Hulk Hogan: You're going now, Chain Boy! Hulk-style!
Barclay: Counselor Troi is wrong. The holodeck simulations of my recurring nightmare is NOT helping me overcome my anxiety!
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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Mr T: Yeah, don't worry. In my many years as a cabbie since my TV career ended, I've seen loads of gay celebrity couples. I'm sure I can keep this one secret.
Hulk: That's great
Mr T: Say, did you see me in that advert for that phone company? I said "I pity the fool, something something". Remember when I used to say that? Huh? Murdock?
Murdock: No. I don't even know who you are.
Mr T: Sure you do. You remember the song. Da da-duh da! Du DU durrr!
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Mr T: Yeah, we had another Hulk in here the other day. But he was a big fella. Green. Torn purple trousers.
HH: Tough?
Mr T: Oh yeah. He'd have you.
Murdock: Ooh, handbags!
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Murdock: So exactly how are we gonna save the guy?
Hulk Hogan: Okay, you go in drag and keep the guards distracted while...
Mr. T: Screw that shit!! I'm just gonna pick my boy up from daycare not a POW camp. Now make room for the carseat!
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Barclay senses trouble on his away team mission
Barclay *thinking*: I knew I shouldn't have sabotaged the Captain's Earl Grey Recipe......
[ November 02, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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