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bX
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Come up with some of those ridiculous summer blockbuster tag lines for Shakespearean plays (or Jonson or Chaucer or whomever you fancy)

Vogon Poet had a most excellent quote in another forum:

    Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash!

[ November 15, 2001: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]



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"Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Does that mean I won already? 8)

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Grokca
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You would have won but you posted it in the wrong thread.

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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Grokca
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"He's mean, and he wants it lean!" coming to theatres this summer
Shylock's Revenge

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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Malnurtured Snay
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::sets mind to work::

Too early in the morning ... sorry!


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Siegfried
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"The bitch is here!" -- The Taming of the Shrew

"A spark of love is extinguished by the hate on Earth, but it will live in the stars." -- Romeo and Juliet

"With ambition comes jealousy, and with that the blood will flow!" -- MacBeth

"The bitch is back!" -- Shrew II: Tamerslayer

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.


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Mikey T
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"Insanity, drama, jealousy, and a little mate swaping in between." -- Much Ado About Nothing

"The only way to kill a man is through his heart." -- Othello

"Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer can be murder." -- Julius Caesar

"Beyond families, beyond loyalties, beyond feuds, they found a love worth fighting for." -- Romeo and Juliet

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Hamlet: He knows what Claudius did last summer.
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The_Tom
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"Can ya dig it?" - Othello

"It's Spinetingling" - Julius Caesar

"How much blood does your old man have in him?" -Macbeth

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"I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005)


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TSN
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Romeo and Juliet:
I love you, you love me, we're in blood-feuding families.

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Alshrim Dax
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"To Be or not to Goddamn be .. that is the question,

"Whether it's nobler to take the shit, or sling it right back atcha!!

"Gatta be careful there!!!" ~ Jack Nicolson doing Hamlet

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~ Cry Havoc - and let slip the dogs of war!


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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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Friends Romans, countrymen, this Spring you'd better beware the Ides of March. Ben Affleck and Martin Lawrence star in the most stunning adaptation of Julius Cesear ever. Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of war!

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"Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42

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Antagonist
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"Slap mah fro!" -Shaft

Oh wait, Shakespeare didn't write Shaft.
...Nevermind.

[ November 22, 2001: Message edited by: The Antagonist ]



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Veers
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Romeo and Juliet II: This Time It's Personal

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