-------------------- Sparky:: Think! Question Authority, Authoritatively. “Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” EMSparks
Shalamar: To save face, keep lower half shut.
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Spock: "I shall now choose my team for dodgeball by the most logical system available. Eeny-meeny--miney-moe...."
-------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"
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'Now that Mister Scott has been so kind to beam her clothes off, we can see that Aleek'Om is a natural blond, and there fore must be the killer..'
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Bird thing: "What the hell, there's no red shirts. How am I suppose to know who to kill?"
Spock: "Hmm, I shall logically pick someone then."
McCoy: "You better not pick you damn green-blooded Vulcan freak or I'll..."
Spock: "Go ahead and eat that guy, I never cared much for Doctor McCoy anyway."
-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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Spock: That was a close escape from the evil Klockindom and his Weapon Of Alteration. Is everyone okay?
Kirk: Yes.
McCoy: Yes
Scotty: *squawk!*
Spock: That's good.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Spock: Captain, might I point out that the creature there will be your love interest for this episode.
Kirk: Oh I know that Spock. It could be worse though, the original casting call was for a male blond.
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Police officer: "Ok, Mr. Spock. You just point to the man who flew out of the sky, assaulted you, dragged you up the side of a cliff, and then dropped you into a river."
Spock: "Hmm...that one."
McCoy: "What?! Spock, you green-blooded son of a-!"
Police officer: "Tell it to the judge, birdman."
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Spock: "Right - hands on your hips, then move your elbows back and forth, that's right, all together now: I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!"
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Spock: "I must point out, Captain, that while this being is prodigiously endowed with breast and wings, many of Ken Hom's recipes require you to use thigh joints."
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