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Mikey T
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Some men in here don't have the balls to wear 3-inch heals Sieg, so that tradition won't start too soon. Unless you want to help me start it off?

[ March 21, 2002, 17:36: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]

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Siegfried
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I don't have access to any 3-inch heels. My weigth tends to reduce them to 1-inch heels.

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So just get nine-inch ones...
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Lee
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My fianc�e has quite small feet, and goes to this specialist shop whichh makes shoes in unusually small or large sizes. The large-sized women's shoes. . . they were terrifying. I just kept staring at these high-heeled shoes that were in sizes I could wear (11). I felt like I'd shrunk.

Note: we just got a flyer from them in the mail saying they were now concentrating on small sizes only; so I won't be able to get UM any heels. 8)

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AndrewR
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No one has asked about - who the hell is that buck-naked guy, with his bare arse parked on that cabinet next to the spray can!?!

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so I won't be able to get UM any heels

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Lee
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Well, just trying to enhance your enjoyment of both genders. . . 8)

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Mikey T
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Andrew, that's just a classmate who just happend to be in that area. No one is naked here or else I'd be arrested.

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I ENJOY BOTH GENDERS ALREADY?!?

I need to go on MTV's Real World XVI.

Real World - Saskatchewan

Me - "So, Leonard, how's your sex life?"

Leonard - "Well, Bessie's havin' a calf, eh, and my Snowmobile's in for repairin'."

Gus - "Yup. Yup."

Me - "So, who wants to go make fun of hookers?"

Gus - "There ain't nuthin' wrong with skippin' school. Look where I'm a got myself. Where's all the beer at, eh?"

[ March 25, 2002, 11:25: Message edited by: U//Magnus ]

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Mikey T
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You go both ways? Well that's an interesting thought... So do you want to come over here in Los Angeles for a taco or a hot dog? My treat...

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AndrewR
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If that IS someone - what is he wearing - cause it looks like 'flesh-tones' to me ;o)

And your analogy if I think what it is... taking it to other 'fast foods' what would a pizza be!?! ;o)

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A circular piece of dough covered with Tomato sauce and pepperoni. And meat.

Big slabs of meat. Big, sausage slabs of pepperoni. I would assume.

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Mikey T
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Pizza would be then be swiming with the fishes.

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I thought that was the tacos...
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Mikey T
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No, Ellen ate tacos while Anne went back and forth on tacos and hot dogs. I eat Subway footlongs.

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