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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Ooh, firm. . . 8)

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Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid... He is the hero, he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be, to use a rather weathered phrase, a man of honor, by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world.

- Raymond Chandler, Introduction, "The Simple Art Of Murder"

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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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Hey nursey! I like it firm and fruity.

- Lord Flasheart

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Eat curry or die!


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RW
Senior Member
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jumps on bed, breaks several springs..
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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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RW: I'd say it was more than several

Daryus: You truly are a disturbed man

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"What does it mean, exact change?"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy...

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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Yes, I am utterly insane. What can I do? Well there's only one thing for it. CURRY!

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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Daryus: What culinary delights has that chef been cooking up for you recently?

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"What does it mean, exact change?"

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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*scampers to top of the bed*
*takes cushion*
*fluffs cushion*

"now i'm comphy"

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

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RW
Senior Member
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SPROING!
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Boing
Boing
Boing
Boing

*CRASH!!!*

mmphmpphmpph (Translation: jumped too high)

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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*continues to bounce*

Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy...

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

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Commodore TSN
Junior Member
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*joins his alter ego in bouncing*

Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy...

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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Er, isn't it spelled "Valkyrie"?

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Dead End: "Or what?"
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Commodore TSN
Junior Member
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*sends message to Admiral Capps at Starfleet Command demanding that his ship's hull be repainted ASAP*
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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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And now, the amazing SIDEWAYS Bounce!
(Warm up first)
Boing!
Boing!
Boing!
Boing!
Now, watch this!
BOIIIIIIINNNG!
CRASH!
THUD!
THUNK! SHATTER! K-THUMP!
THUD.
rattle.
ring.

*moan*
Ow. Bad idea. Note to self -- pad wall first next time, or perform in zero-gee.

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*I only SEEM Normal*

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