posted April 12, 2002 08:25 AM
*sigh* Siggy's the winner. One of his entries was probably really good, I couldn't say for sure as I gave up reading them after the first 50 or so.
posted April 12, 2002 10:08 AM
And that's the way you achieve success in life, folks. It's not the quality that counts. It's throwing so many things at them at a such a fast and furious pace that they have no option other than to give in.
Oh, and yeah me! I won an official Vogon Poet CapCom!
[ April 12, 2002, 18:14: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
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quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: T'Pol: Hoshi, please explain the concept of "ratings sweeps" to me.
This one was pretty durned funny.
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posted April 15, 2002 04:14 AM
I stand with TSN on this one...
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posted April 15, 2002 04:42 AM
My first thought when seeing Malcolm's face was what precisely would be going through my mnd if I was in this situation:
posted April 15, 2002 05:47 AM
It's an old joke. Women masturbate with a bar of soap. Doing it a lot wears down the bar of soap. In this joke, T'Pol is asking for the location of the soap ("Where's the soap?"). Hoshi, who enjoys masturbating with it thinks that T'Pol is also masturbating with the bar of soap ("Wear's the soap!"). Hoshi, believing this, agrees -- leaving Malcolm, Tim, and Matt confused.
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