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Wardrobe Test #32 for Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video
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In 2150, the boy band N'sync's conquest to stay ever popular and young backfired as all the years of plastic surgery and drugs created a chemical reaction to antimatter.
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Morlocks (singing): "Oompa-loompa, doompa-tee-doo, I've got another puzzle for you..."
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On the next episode of "The Ozbournes" ....
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...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Sweetums and family in full dance.
"It's time to put on make-up, it's time to dress up right, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show Tonight!"
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Drug commercial voice: ...Side effects included diziness, mild nausea, spontaneous folicle stimulation, inexplicable preference for bathmat loin-cloths, dermal greening, and glowing beady eyes. Symptoms reported were similar to those treated with sugar pill.
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The ban on human cloning was tightened in 2015, after an experiment went horribly awry when the Quaker Oats Company attempted to replicate their recently-deceased spokesman, Wilford Brimley.
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So the name "Morlock" came from this movie, depicting outcast nutants living in the underground, hiding, and then there were a similar movement of people in X-Men? Which were later largely killed by Sabertooth and Co?
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