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Now, there are all sorts of rumours flying around out there that the next Trek film features a certain wedding. It's also a matter of fact that Majel Barrett Roddenberry isn't appearing in the film. And when I came across this image - correction, when I found this image (what kind of a man do you think I am?) I thought, let's give it a go. . . 8)
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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(All in telepathy) Lwaxana: Did they just take off our clothes, Little One? Deanna: Yes, they did, Mother. And stop calling me Little One! Lwaxana: Do they not realize that Betazed customs would call this a wedding, right? Deanna: MOTHER! Lwaxana: So, anyway. Which one thinks they're marrying you? I got dibs on Riker! Deanna: MOTHER! Lwaxana: Well, we might as well make good use of our lives, Little One. Deanna: Mother, will you stop calling me Little One? Lwaxana: I've always called you Little One, Little One. Deanna: You realize mine are bigger than yours now. Lwaxana: I wasn't looking!
-------------------- You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!!
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Majel: Is that how I look in front of the camera after all these years?
Marina: It happens, all things sag here and there. That's why there's plastic surgery.
Majel: I don't think I have time before they start shooting though... I think we should skip the nudity for Nemesis. At least you look good.
Marina: I do look good... I have to thank my plastic surgeon later today.
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Majel: What's that camera operator doing? Where's he ponting that lense? Marina, are you sure he is a Paramount employee??
-------------------- Lister: Don't give me the "Star Trek" crap! It's too early in the morning. - Red Dwarf "The Last Day"
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