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Data: Cool! These shin extensions work, just like that guy in Back to the Future II!!
-------------------- "Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"
The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Warning, Possible Spoiler?????
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Riker: What's wrong, Deanna? Deanna: I just got a vision of the next movie!!!!!! Riker: So, What's going to happen? Deanna: *Sobbing* Data: Accessing 'Nemesis' Spoiler...... Ah, I see. Yar: What, Data, what is it? Data: *Laughs maniacally* Ooh, ha ha ha ha, I thought Soong (sp?) didn't give me emotions. ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
-------------------- You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!!
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Troi: I'm allergic to android cum. Anybody come in contact with android cum recently? Tasha rolls her eyes and whistles Troi: There I'm going to sneeze again.
-------------------- "and none of your usual boobery." M. Burns
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Frakes: Hey, why are you crying for Marina?
Sirtis: Gene just told me that I don't look good in the cheerleader outfit. So they're giving it to you and shoving me in a grey denim bodysuit. I'm going to look fat!
Crosby: Hmm, denim isn't that bad especially since you can take out protein stains from that material.
Spiner, thinking: Oh, my god... it was her in that porn movie last night...
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Riker: "Ha! See Data, told you I could do the Vulcan death grip. Pay up."
Okay, yes I relize my sig is too long, but this crappy browser won't let me log into my user profile to change it. Besides, I won't be posting a lot anyway to deal with it.
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