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Having seen Bill knocked to the ground by Angus' uncommon schlong, it was only after he put it away that the bravest among them would venture into the street to attempt medical attention...
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In this rare 1884 photograph, the gathering townsfolk of Rattlesnake Gulch, Arizona, stand quietly to the side as German artist, Hans Bl�cher, calmly sets up the first performance art exhibition in the United States.
Bl�cher, seen here leaning over one of his artists, spent years perfecting his craft on the streets of Berlin along with a close associate known only as Helmut. Helmut is pictured here on the right, removing his pants in preparation for the piece.
Moments after this photograph was taken, the crowd, clearly disturbed by what they had seen, attacked the three members of the troop, killed them, dismembered the bodies and dumped the remains down a local mineshaft.
Historians write that performance art in the United States suffered a major setback as a result, resurfacing years later in San Francisco.
The name Hans Bl�cher has been all but forgotten.
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Here in the west we don't kick a man when he's down, but we do take care of business....
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This "Old West" holo-novel does have the safety protocols engaged....doesn't it? Remember Paris' last attempt at writing?.....Chakotay? Why are you laying there bleeding?
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You apparently forgot that your entry should be "a good one".
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I'm grossly disappointed at the scarcity of "Gunsmoke" jokes. That's neither here nor there. So, the runners up: Lee's was succinct and very humorous and worked in a Flare-mainstay so it was ranked high(but he's been up twice already). Jay's was more imaginative and made me think about beating up kraut mimes (which is very funny to me for reasons I'd rather not go into), but unfortunately ran long (and he's been up already). So, the winnar is: Ritten. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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Wow... Okay,give me a bit to dig up a pic...
A few hours anyway....
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First of Two and Omega out looking for chicks.
Just funnin' fellas.
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