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Wonderful. Whereas previous attempts at the Never-Ending Story foundered because certain people (Snay) just couldn't bring themselves to insert boring things like adverbs, pronouns, or articles, now you have people ruining promising sentences by putting "of" in!
"Ransacked houses tend to lack. . ." I was looking forward to that! The only thing ransacked houses tend to (there's an implied 'the' in there) lack OF is furniture! It's all the bloody Scandinavians round here these days, they've got Ikea on the brain. . .
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Hey! I haven't been to an IKEA in six months, but just because you said that, I'm gonna take my camera with me next time, to the largest IKEA in the world, mark my word. Keyser will show you the true meaning of resolve.
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I can scarcely contain my excitement; the biggest Ikea in the World! Wow!!
armadillos
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