posted December 13, 2005 06:43 AM
Yes, it's the inevitable return of the Christmas CapCom - or should that be CapComs, since this year there are twelve of them! One each day between now and Crimbo. You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson by now.
Now, yes, Tim, traditionally the Twelve Days of Christmas would start on Christmas Day and go on until January 5th. But who cares about all that True Meaning of Christmas bollocks? These days it's all about buying stuff, right now. Plus, we need a new TV so come Boxing Day I'll be hitting the sales.
And since it's a countdown I'm also reversing the numbers. Hey, I invented the CapCom, I think I'm entitled to a bit of artistic licence.
posted December 13, 2005 08:01 AM
While critics intially panned the casting of Bruce Willis as Ebenezer Scrooge, they later found his portrayal positively brilliant compared to Brad Pitt's Ghost of Christmas Future.
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posted December 13, 2005 02:03 PM
Pitt: "Guess what fuckers. In 10 years I'll be fucking Angelina Jolie! Fuck yeah bitches!"
Willis: "Great, I knew I shouldn't have told him what would happen in the future. Now he won't shut the hell up. I should have left time travel up to Michael J Fox."
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posted December 13, 2005 09:14 PM
(I don't have a joke ((yet)), but I think I really like this photograph/still. I don't know. It is the movie in a nutshell.)
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posted December 14, 2005 12:07 AM
Willis: Dammit, who thought a "Rapping Brad Pitt" alarm clock would be a good Christmas gift?
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posted December 14, 2005 01:08 AM
Willis: "I now know why Anniston's not being a morning person contributed to their breakup."
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posted December 14, 2005 03:43 AM
Willis: What do you mean you and Ashton Kutcher played "bookends"?
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posted December 14, 2005 08:49 AM
BP: Loser, loser, loser....
BW: One more loser and he loses his life....
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posted December 14, 2005 07:22 PM
For some reason, the operatic version of Twelve Monkeys was not as popular as its producers had expected.
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