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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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Luke *activates lightsaber*

Ben *activates lightsaber*: I see you have the saber. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Chewbacca: *ROAR GROWL, GROWL*

C3P0: The Wookie is quite correct. That line is from the wrong movie.

Luke: Then what movie is it from?

R2D2: *Beep, Beep, Whir!*

C3P0: Oh, no. We're doomed...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Luke: "That's it; I want a Coke."

Obi-Wan: "Do not take that tone with me! I am Caesar! Wait, never mind..."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Luke: What else is in that droid, Ben?

Ben: Besides the technical readouts of an Imperial battlestation, it also has stock footage of Jubilee and Charles' time together.

Luke: Hmmm, forget Alderaan, we need to get it to Frank G for more Cappscoms!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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C3PO: *laughing* "Oh, Master Luke, do come back over here! Chewbacca has thought of another one!"

*C3PO, R2D2, and Chewbacca all laugh*

Luke: *whining* "Beeeen!"

Obi-Wan: "I'm sorry, Luke, but even the Force can't stop your bum from looking big in that..."

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"Silence, you contemptible shrew!"
-Stewie, The Family Guy

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Obi-Wan: "Trust me, Luke, this is the first lesson every Jedi must learn. Now, say it just like I do: 'We are the Jedi Knights who saaaaaay... Ni!'"

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"If you hear only one song this year, there's something terribly wrong with you."
-They Might Be Giants, "Critic Intro"

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Luke: *whining little bastard voice* We won! We won!

Ben: I am glad to see you have come back from the relay race. But aren't you supposed to leave the baton with team officials?

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Luke: Ben... I was going through Leia's stuff - and I found this... I didn't know she was a Jedi!?!

Ben: Aaaahhhh, you might want to give that to me.

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Ben: I'll have a mocha with a dash of cream... oh and Luke see if they've got any citrus cake... oh and look those people got the comfy chair...

C3P0 (in background): and so *I* said, Shmi, you've just GOT to hear this...

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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The winner is... AndrewR...I've always wondered where the bathroom was...heheh
Second place goes to Xentrick, for...well, quite a few of them...very nice, but just couldn't top AndrewR's...

Honorable mention goes to Jay for his second to last one, if he can tell me what reference that is...it sounds very familiar.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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