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Not in the slightest.
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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the Planet Killer would pierce the outer wall, inseminate the Death Star and form a zygote, beginning to divide and grow. Nine months later, Unicron is born.
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"There was a time I considered sparing your retched little thread. But now...you shall witness...it's dismemberment!"
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That would be a cool way to lock a thread. If I could.
Damnit.
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Flaccidity notwithstanding, the only vessel worthy of carrying out penetration and insemination is the 1701-E. Mm, yeah, take it like a bitch, Shinzon.
Also, the Executor, but that was more of a fallacy.
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quote:Originally posted by Nim: ...Also, the Executor, but that was more of a fallacy.
Take small comfort in the fact that your dick jokes have not gone unnoticed. I do feel, however, it's important to point out that it's the Klingon vessels that tend more toward the cockandballs, whereas Starfleet designs seem to be downright fallopian (at times). Nacelles all akimbo and stuff. Park that shuttlecraft, baby.
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Thanks Balaam: you've ruined Star Trek for me. I'm gonna go fuck my models now...
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quote:Originally posted by Capped in Mic: the Planet Killer would pierce the outer wall, inseminate the Death Star and form a zygote, beginning to divide and grow. Nine months later, Unicron is born.
I thought that's how the giant space amoeba was born.
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The sad thing is, that would probably work as a website.
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