Out of interest, I went and catalogued all the Trek files I'd dumped in my C:\Windows\media directory and forgotten. . . the lsi is impressive. . .Alarms
Shuttle bay doors
Intruder Alert (TMP)
Borg
Transport sound
"Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply."
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
"Resistance is futile."
Computer Voice
Computer beep
*beep* "All systems are functioning within normal paramaters."
"Automatic defense procedures initiated."
"Access denied. Restricted materials. Dukocha (sp?) clearance only."
"Command Codes Verified"
"Diagnostic comlete. Sensors are functioning normally"
"Systems online"
"*error beep* That program is already in use."
"There are no recorded causal relationships between plasma storms and specified neural readings/"
"There is one message waiting for you."
"Transfer of data is complete"
"Unable to comply. Subjects are located inside a spatial destortion field."
"Access denied."
"Program complete - enter when ready" *beep then Holodeck doors*
"*beep* Affirmative."
"*beep* Emergency power engaged."
"Holodeck 3 program is ready."
"One minute till auto destruct" (siren and doors in background)
"Stand by. *alarm starts* Auto-shutdown sequence in progress. Defensive systems offline." (great Exit Windows sound)
*error beep* "Direction unclear. please restate request."
"Red Alert. Take emergency stations."
"Please restate a single question."
"Warning: structural integrity field has collapsed. Hull breach in two minutes."
"Warning: warp core collapse in ten seconds."
Data
"Ah - I have access!"
"Are you able to cease thinking on command?"
" I have an ultimate storage capacity 800 quadrillion bits. My total linear computational speed has been rated at 60 trillion operations per second."
"I'm afraid I cannot answer that."
"It is possible, but absolutely no margin for error."
"Computer! Execute complete shutdown of the holodeck!" *error beep*
"Ode To Spot." (poem)
"Lifeforms" (song)
Dax
"Ooh, somebody stop me!"
EMH
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
*activation sound* "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
"Computer! *beep* Deactivate Emergency Medical Holographic program. *beep-beep*"
"I'm a doctor, not a database."
"I was saving Voyager from annhilation when you wre only a GLEAM in your programmer's eye!"
"You know, you really should keep a personal log. Why bore others needlessle?"
"This isn't part of my program!""
EMH-2
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
"I'm - a doctor, not a commando."
"My brilliant existence cut short! No time to explore the universe, no time to smell the roses, no time for. . . sex!"
EMH & EMH-2
"Stop breathing down my neck!"
"My breathing is merely a simulation-"
"So is my neck! Stop it anyway!"
Garak
"Access. . . denied! Access. . . DENIED! Don't you know how to say anything else?"
Kim
"Did you accidentally inject yourself with some kinda, psychotropic agent?"
Locutus
"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward you will service. . . us."
LMH (Bashir)
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
Neelix
"I am truly impressed!"
"All I can say is - WOW!"
Leonard Nimoy
"Highly Illogical." (song)
O'Brien
"Sir, your submicronm matrix activity is increasing exponentially."
Paris
"You're going to. . . realign your sensors with Seven's? Sounds like fun."
Paris & Tuvok
"Wow!"
"'Wow,' indeed."
Picard
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!"
"Make it so."
"Shut up, Wesley!"
Picard chat-up line
"As you can see we are physically quite different from Malkorians, and - with your permission - I'm prepared to prove it to you."
*pause*
"I would like that."
Picard & Borg
"I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard-"
"- PicardCaptain of the starship Enterprise registry N-C-C-One-Seven-Zero-One-D You will lower your shields and prepare to transport yourself aboard your vessel. If you do not cooperate we will destroy your ship."
"You have committed acts of aggression against the United Federation of Planets. If you do not withdraw immediately-"
"You will surrender yourself or we will destroy your ship. Your defenive capabilities are unable to withstand ours."
Q
Appearing sound
"Oh, come, Picard! Why do you distrust me so?"
"You see this? This is you. I'm serious! Right here, life is about to form on this planet for the very first time. A group of amino-acids is about to combine to form the first protein. The building blocks *laughs* of what YOU call 'life.' Strange, isn't it? Everything you know, your entire civilisation, it all begins right here in this little pond of goo. . ."
"Goody! A CHALLENGE! This is going to be fun. . . "
Q (Suzie Plakson)
"Don't try to understand it, it's FAR beyond your limited capacity to comprehend. . ."
Quark
Quark's Jingle
Riker
"We won't go back! You don't know what it's like in our universe! The federation;s gone, the Borg is everywhere! *pants* We're one of the last ships left, please - you've got to help us!"
Scott
"Hello, computer!"
Seven
"I have no desire to have fun."
"Pleasure is irrelevant."
"This activity is truly unproductive."
William Shatner
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" (song)
Spock
"Space: the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lifeforms and new civilisations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. . ."
Worf
"I protest! I am NOT a Merry Man!"
*beep* "Captain - Incoming message!"
"I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things."
"I have a sense of humour!"
Other sounds
E-D leaps to warp
E-D leaps to warp while TNG fanfare plays
Doors various
TOS Phaser
TOS Photon Torpedo
TNG Phaser
Enterprise-A at warp
Picard playing flute (from "Lessons")
TOS theme (mp3)
First Contact (midi)
FC Quatum Torpedoes (good for Recycle Bin)
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