in view of the plummeting popularity of star trek i urgently suggest we contact berman with a bold new idea especially after nemesis and the dreary enterprise.
i suggerst berman hires justin timberlake the supermega star that has just risen and who is adored all over the planet.
justin timberlake has 17 million dollers in his bank. berman could offer anthor 17 million over 7 years in a new trek show called Star Trek :The Federator.
justin timberlake would then have 34 million dollers in his bank and a secure employment without the vageries of pop stardom.
EVERYONE KNOWS timberlakes AWESOME HANDSOME FANTASTIC GOOD LOOKS.
EVERY GIRL IS FALLING AT HIS FEET. all the gayboys have his poster on their bedroom walls.
PUTTING TIMBERLAKE IN A NEW SHOW WOULD GUARANTEE NUMBER 1 SHOW STATUS ALL OVER THE PLANET.
DID YOU SEE HIS AWESOME good looks in cry me a river video? he looked really sinister and had awesome presence as an actor.
also the gayboys will like him and add to the ratings.
to even boost the ratings right through the stratosphere we could have christina AGILERA playing an alien on the run from the planet MUSLIN where she was not allowed to take her clothes of due to the clerks dictatorship and thought police probing of her naked mind.
she is a very brilliant actress.
have you seen her new awesome song video called "fighter" costing 12 million dollers where she is playing a spider women part?
in star trek: fedrator captain timberlake would create the fedration by meeting difficult dangerous unpridictable sly crafty aliens of all the fedaration worlds and would meet many hazardous situations. every week he would beam down to be confronted with problems like how to make the aliens see the american way and join the fedration by hook or crook.
he would use guile cratiness slyness and humour to turn the aliens to our way.
he would regularly fire photons torpedos on their moons to make them see sense.
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Clearly we're too late. Someone in flare has bared their ass and helped breed another fuck-tard... all kidding aside but i thought this fuck-tard got banified?
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Becky, you should have proposed this to JJ Abrams 3-4 years ago. Then that silly little movie called Star Trek would have been a box office hit, instead of the money sucking failure that many fans went to see 5-6 times.
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So... the american way is to get people to join the federation by any means necessary? Right? And exactly whose "way" is "ours"? The made up Federation that appears on the box in your living room, or the voices that speak to you when you blink?
Oh yah... you're still a moron. What depths of boredom, insanity and down right patheticness must someone be plumbing to waste their time writing this crap? Get a life. Entertaining is not a word I would use to classify you.
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Maybe if she starts posting 'Self Fisting for dummies videos on Youpr0n, ill pay attention... or if she can inser... well... uh... *whistles* yeah. youpr0n.
I was gonna post a new thread but i figured to use this POS anyway to save the enviroment and all...
Bernd, there is one thing you don't mention in that write up (just dunno if its right or not): Another, unmentioned reason the JJ-verse is so different so that the older cast, other than Nemoy himself could profit, royalty wise.
regardless of what they claim, money is always big factor in anything that draws $ as a property... am i right? *cough, cough 1st,2nd,3rd,4thE D&D ring a bell?*
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Okay, that was weird. I clicked on the link and was presented with this warning. Knowing that there's absolutely nothing malicious about Bernd's website I clicked the "Why was this site blocked?" button and was directed to this page. Not sure what's going on...
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