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I think as soon as the klingons start their attack runs his first officer's face will turn green, him being a pussy and all. This will make the captain look more brave, and that is always good.
I think Archer will "end-up-in-sickbay-involuntarily-whilst-squirming-and-trying-to-walk-away-with-crutch-made-of-bridge-railing-insisting-that-he's-fine" in the very first episode, but that's just a wild guess.
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But they probably just had first aid kits in those days, real men tend to their wounds with one hand whilst giving orders with the other. You know, pointing with the entire hand, "you go there, you sit there, fly thataway, shoot at that blobby thing and can someone fasten this gauss I have on the shoulder, it's not doing any damn good as it is now. Give me more bourbon and call me daddy, you shithead!!!"
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LMAO! I think Archer will get his shirt torn off, Kirk style, in the very first episode!
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I'm going to have to agree w/ MIB on that. But I don't think he'll get laid 'til at least halfway through the first season... :-)
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Have you seen the actor who's playing Archer? The is hairy as hell, (I shouldn't be saying anything either for tht matter) If he takes his shirt off, ratings will go down just because of that!
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Forget TOS clich�s. The question is how many episodes before we get the Braga reset button? That is, an episode progresses then is cancelled by time travel at the climax.
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[QUOTE]Forget TOS clich�s. The question is how many episodes before we get the Braga reset button? That is, an episode progresses then is cancelled by time travel at the climax.[END QUOTE]
ohhhh. That's a tough one. hmmmm. In all honesty I don't think Braga is going to pull all that time paradox garbage untill the first half of the second season.
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I wonder if Braga is going to bring in the Enterprise from the 22nd century to the 25th century and then give him a new ship. How long will that be?
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Couldn't tell ya, fella - but I think we can guarantee a visit from the 29th century.
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quote:Originally posted by MIB: In all honesty I don't think Braga is going to pull all that time paradox garbage untill the first half of the second season.
Really? I don't think he'd be able to resist for much more than a half season. It's his favorite deus ex machina. I say episode unlucky 13. Want to start a pool here on what episode you think it'll be? Pity we can't actually bet some money, but we can look back at the thread once it happens and see who "wins" the pool.
What you have to remember is that this is B&B, and they don't care about TOS, so they won't have the shirtless captain. Honestly, did we get shirtless Picard, Sisko or Janeway? (Although I bet a few viewers wouldn't have minded the last.) Why use really old hackneyed ideas when they have their own hackneyed ideas?
BTW, I think the line from Galaxy Quest was "I see you manage to get your shirt off."
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