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Um, Sieggy, my previous theory as to why your life was unhappily free from access to ova was pure bad luck.
After reading the above, I can only conclude you're gay.
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Actually, I don't care that much for her, either, if we're talking about looks. Any attractiveness about her is too typical...
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I've seen the DVDs out in UK. No fucking transfer cleanup at all, it might as well be broadcast quality (ick!!)
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True, although most TV DVDs are like that. The quality improves as it goes on. Seasons 1 and 2 are 18", Season 3 is 35", and season 4 is High definition wide-screen (thanks to the BBC. Yes. Thank them for that. And curse C4, for they are the reason why season 1 of Angel isn't in widescreen).
The quality will be better than the US one, due to the PAL format too.
And Tim Horny Bastard Nix also has strange complaints when it comes to wmmen. "No Sarah, take that out of your mouth, and put your kit back on. You are far too typical for me. Leave!"
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He'd probably drop the "you're too typical" line before it got to that stage. I think.
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Originally, I typed "stereotypical", but I changed it because it didn't sound right. Perhaps I should have left it.
By "typical", I didn't mean she looked normal and needed to have her attractive features be even more so. I meant she fits the usual definition everyone has of "attractive" or "beautiful" or "hot", or whatever word you want to use. She has the kind of looks that make a roomful of horny male adolescents all spray their short simultaneously. And I'm not much a fan of those kind of looks.
You'll probably also complain if I tell you that, in my opinion, if a woman's breasts are too big, they're actually unattractive, and my definition of "too big" is probably about the same as most guys' idea of "big enough, but could be better".
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Actually, The_Tom, my unhappy lack of access to ova isn't due to bad luck either. It's all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to keep me celibate.
I do find Sarah Michelle Gellar to be attractive, but, from what I've seen of her when she's away from her roles, she really comes across as clueless and flaky. That's much the same opinion I hold of Alicia Silverstone and Mariah Carey (among others).
Besides, no one really compares to Lexa Doig or the young Audrey Hepburn.
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TSN, you're definetely NOT a weirdo. Wait - unless I am one too, for a share your opinions on SMG exactly. And I don't like Buffy because - quite simply - the whole series is utterly stupid. I've seen several episodes in the hope that they might get better somehow, but no. Every episode seems to have the same plot. The only reason for which this series seems to exist is for the aforementioned guys to be able to... well you know what I mean, no one who really watches Buffy keenly gives a f*** about the stories. It's just "Let's see her waving her tits into the camera and... see above.
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I can't remember many episodes of Buffy in which SMG showed much skin, so unless these alleged male fans get off on her face alone, they must be pretty diappointed. Personally, I like the show simply because it's fun.
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Also, most of those Buffy fans also like Angel. And although he does have a habit of losing his shirt every other episode, it's not why I watch.
Well, it's not the only reason. Nyah.
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Thanks for the warm welcome, TSN. Anyone else care to join our nice little club?
Oh and of course there wasn't a lot of naked skin on the show, at least not in the eps I saw. That's not what I meant. I just exaggerated a little.
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