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Mark Nguyen
I'm a daddy now!
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And I have this to say to all you still-single guys out there:

The date was bad; she didn't have
The traits that you demanded.
But don't you fret, it's not the end
Just try love single handed.


Mark

PS - This is not a passive-agressive suggestion that the Trek forums ought to be rearranged in the abscence of anything else to post here. Nope. [Smile]

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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I fucked your mom in the ass last night, Mark.

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Mark Nguyen
I'm a daddy now!
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Didn't you read the other thread about my shapely legs? That was ME, dickhead.

Mark

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"This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff." - Doctor Who
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Shik
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You all look alike.

Also explains why that chao shu chow mein tasted weird.

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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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Let me help you out Here.

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There are 10 types of people in the world...those that understand Binary and those that don't.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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I'm not clicking on any sex linky you post, Wiz.
I have too many nightmares as it is.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Strategically placed arms!
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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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With a bit of nip-slippage. But really I browsed there for the articles.
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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
I'm not clicking on any sex linky you post, Wiz.
I have too many nightmares as it is.

That comes from all the Hentai.

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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Heh I saw a bash quote once that had me dying..."Thanks to Asian pr0n, I know now Japanese for "Yes," "More," "Oh God," and "Get that tentacle out of my ass." "
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Mars Needs Women
Sexy Funmobile
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quote:
Originally posted by WizArtist II:
Let me help you out Here.

Pfft...thanks for getting my hopes up and then knocking them down.
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