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Seven of Nine will make a Star Trek X cameo appearance.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO! NO! NO! OH GOD THE HORRORS! PLEASE NO VOYAGER CAMEOS! NO! NO! NO! THE INSANITY .. !
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One wonders why she would even need to make a cameo appearance in a Star Trek film about the TNG cast. At least in FC, Robert Picardo had an excuse: he was the Enterprise's EMH. Is she just going to pop in randomly, say "this is irrelevant" or somesuch nonsense, and pop out just as quickly?
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Remember the rumor about the Riker/Troi wedding?
Perhaps Seven is going to "pop" out of the giant cake at Will's bachelor party? (And what about the mixture of three words? - pop, Seven, Riker!!)
Sorry about that - quite distasteful. ;-)
------------------ Kryten: Pub? - Ah yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks. - Red Dwarf "Timeslides"
Crusher: *checks on Jean Luc* My God, I accidentally gave him an overdose. He's dead, Worf.
Worf: What the heck am I doing here? Wasn't I on DS9?
Troi: *challanges Seven* Who are you and why are you ruining our wedding? I sense a lot of hostility from you.
Seven: Species 20834, Betazoid, known for using their telepathic abilities to state the obvious. *slaps Troi*
Riker: It's you!!!
Troi: You know her?!?!
Riker: She.....jumped out of a cake at my bachelor's party.
Seven: Yes, and I am carrying his child.
*que dramatic music*
Riker: That can't be, that was only last night, and this morning, and just before the reception.
Seven: You underestimated the Borg gestation period. Now, come with me, we will build an alcove on a little hill with a lakeside view, and form our own little hive.
Troi: No you don't, he's mine!
Seven: We'll see. *kills Troi in dramatic cat-fight-hand-to-hand-combat sequence, as Troi lay dying, the crowd goes wild* Now, there's nothing to stop us...
Wesley: *comes out of his hiding place behind the bar* You evil fiend, I'll stop you with my....
Worf: *cuts Wesley down with his meg'leh* Oh shutup you annoying little brat. I'm so sick and tired of you.
Crusher: He was adopted anyways.
Harry: *appears out of nowhere* Wait Seven! You said that was my child! You said that we were going to for our own little hive!
Dum Dum Duuuumm.....
*que dramatic music and narrative*
Whose child is it? Is it Riker's? Harry's? What the heck are the VOY crew even doing here, aren't they still stuck in the Delta quadrant? How did Worf suddenly show up, again? Why are Picard and Data both dead? Will they be back for a sequel, if Paramount offer them enough money? Is there any point to this story? Plot? Character developement? Actual story quality? Who else is going to show up unexpectedly?
Find out in the next movie, Star Trek XI: The Undiscovered Continuity.
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I'm gonna be on top of a mountain, but I'll be sure to use my Hewlett Packard Streaming Video technology thing to tune in and see what happens next. 8)
Some gas pressure to get him a) off the floor and across the room, and b) through the bulkhead, SIFs and the outer hull.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
But he's always been a ladies man, the kirk of the 24th century. He has so much personality and Troi has none (well maybe a little in the last few movies). She couldn't even be an interesting drunk in "Naked Now" when everyone else managed to be.
Well what a disappointment that is.
(Ok - I have a bit of an interest in Riker, he's a 'little' older than me but if he offered his services I dont think I'd say no! This news breaks my heart .)
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LOL! I agree that was so farkin' funny - I've got tears...
the Picard hypo reaction was hilarious!
Thankyou
Andrew
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Ohhh, I've been away for too long to have missed this. David, that was great. You should become a Trek screenwriter!
Hey wait, come to think about it, let's make Series 5 a sitcom with that sort of humor of yours. Can't be worse than what TPTB are planning!!!!!! ;-)
------------------ Kryten: Pub? - Ah yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks. - Red Dwarf "Timeslides"
Enter Data> "Honey I'm Home!" *canned laughter* Out walks Geordi in a starfleet apron and hair in rollers... "Don't you give ME Honey!" *canned laughter* Data: "But-!" Geordi: "Uh Ahhh... Talk to the Tricorder!" *audience whooping!*
------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
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That would be a Trek sitcom if shown on the WB.
I actually used to think that given Riker's easygoing style, giving him a ship might lend itself to 'lighter' writing. Now, I'm not talking pratfalls here, just a bit of humor mixed in.
"Cap'n! It's a future ship coming through a temporal anomaly!"
*Breaks 4th wall, a la Ferris Bueller* "I HATE time travel. One accident with a prophylactic and you could wind up as your own grandfather."
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Some gas pressure to get him
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