------------------------------------------"What is Trek?", asked a film historian in the year 2100.
"A great, unusual idea thought of by someone a long time ago. It was one of those few ideas that lasted longer than others, like 'Star Wars' and 'James Bond', if you've read about them."
"The first show was something new, sci-fi with a twist, with thought.
And when they discovered that the people wanted more, after twenty years from the first show, they created more."
At this point, he used to get a glow of nostalgia and sentimentality about him.
"And it worked, it expanded the world that the first show created. Then, a few more came, to bring more variation to the theme.
Many movies were made, yes. And in the end, people were glad that they'd been able to see this.
Other great achievements have been made in sci-fi, but this was the first of its kind."
"Of course", he used to say, (I think he had rehersed it a lot) "their view of life in the galaxy was a bit off, the aliens didn't look at all like that, did they? And those ships looked like luxury yachts in comparison!! But they had the right spirit, and for that we must thank them."
(pause)
This is what my father used to say when first meeting a new class of students of film history, "Trek appendix". And as the last man alive to have seen the last Trek episode back when it originally aired, he had a special place in his heart for it.
I don't know why I am talking about this here on his funeral, he's done many other things that people will remember him by.
But I think, for him, it started with Trek, with that first class of students back in 2100.
And I like to think that it ended with it too.
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(In memory of Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Janeway)
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"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."
Samuel Hoffenstein