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PsyLiam
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What?

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Originally posted by TSN:
Well, under the circumstances he's describing, I guess it depends upon what she looks like...

Because not sleeping with your attractive sister is a difficult task to accomplish?

Good grief. No wonder in-breeding is so rampant in the US.

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TSN
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Well, he said that he knew he had a sibling somewhere, but had no idea who that person was. Thus, if it was a sister, he would meet her, have sex with her, find out too late that she was his sister, and gouge his own eyes out or whatever.
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Gvsualan
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Totally a "one time at band camp" type story (not that this entire thread has long since derailed), but a friend of mine here in (West) Michigan (we tend to disassociate ourselves from the East side of the state) a friend of mine was dating [read: screwing] this girl in high school and she got pregnant and low-n-behold they find out they are related as bother-n-sister or as first cousins (I forget) because of some wacky adoption or something to that effect and they had to move to West Virginia (where inbreeding is apparently legal) to have that retarded little kid of theirs...I'm sure some statistician somewhere would have blown his mind to have seen that one coming...

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PsyLiam
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How on Earth does that relate to sticking a flute up your pussy?

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Peregrinus
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I'm not going to go into a long rant in the "Enterprise" forum about congenital defects, consanguinity, and the absurdity of unexamined taboos, but FG, you might want to look into the subject a bit more before you go off like that. [Wink]

--Jonah

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Spike
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quote:
they had to move to West Virginia to have that retarded little kid of theirs
They would have forced the mother to abort the baby in Michigan?

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Nim
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Futurama Guy: "...because of some wacky adoption or something to that effect"

Um, if one of them is adopted they're not genetically related. [Confused]
Everything would be hunky dildo.

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Gvsualan
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Umm, no, they found out after the fact that they were related by blood because one was given up as a baby or adopted by another family...then, again, after the fact they found out that there were related after some various family ties, documents, etc. were uncovered...

And moreless this entire scenario ties into:

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Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
I have a brother or sister I have never met.

If it's a girl, I sure hope my life avoids the whole "greek tragedy" thing.



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