Please suggest something besides the tired old cliché in the above example! Even if I don't use your suggestion, it might help me figure out something better and just as brief.

Help me, Obi-Wan!

--Baloo

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quote:

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"As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents."

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*but were afraid to ask

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

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When you're in the Sol system, come visit the Starfleet Museum

More Trek than you can shake a wombat at!

Assimilate THIS!

We down-warp for nobody!

I did it on IMPULSE!

Caution: Variable Canonicity Area

Intense Trekking

Making your brain Fizz

Technobabble's Nirvana

Welcome! I Kiss you!

(or Al-QUIT as we like to call it)

Outpost for Knowledge

Wanna see what it can do?

We've been observing your Earth

Trek to Live, or Live to Trek?

I Grok Starships

Click here or die

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

"The Tech of Trek"

"No Luddites Need Apply"

The only scientific institution run by a cartoon bear.

The twenty-fourth century's attempt to determine why hot dogs come in packs of eight and buns in packs of ten.

The most technobabble this side of Qo'noS.

Home to the Vulcan Institute for all that jazz.

Ships. Technobabble. Star Trek. Sex. Well... three out of four, anyway...

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Lisa: "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Bart: "Not if you called them 'stench blossoms'..."
-The Simpsons

And the winner is:

Thanks, TSN, our tastes in humor are similar.

--Baloo

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"The mark of a truly great mind isn't whether you're right or wrong. It's how well you can weasel out of a jam."
--Cecil Adams
Come Hither and Yawn...