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"On the other hand, I have mastered several techniques for defeating nightmares."
For some reason, I misread that as "I have masturbated several tecniques". Which caused a bit of a double-take and made the lad sitting next to me move further away.
"The easiest of which is to mildly self-injure your deam self (I used to use biting my thumb). The sudden realization of unreality wakes you up, or at least aborts the dream."
The problem there is that you already have to be self-aware enough at that point to think "this could be a dream".
So, er, the Fifth Element anyone?
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Well, maybe he is self-trained in, erh, various techniques. What disturbs me though, is that for some reason, you always manage to somehow 'misread' certain words
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Yeah, and Karen Carpenter's The Thing wasn't really all that scary.
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Oh God of course, what a dumbass. I think I said 'David Carpenter' because I have a pal with that name - we call him Carpy. Why that stuck in my head I don't know.
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