posted
When I first heard the name "The Two Towers," I thought, "What? Is this "Lord of the Rings" meets "Die Hard?" I can picture it: the tagline is "40 stories of sheer terror," the poster has Frodo's face superimposed by a big building blowing up, and Frodo's final line is "Yippee-kiy-ay, motherf***er!" and he pushes Sauron off the top of the tower...
posted
Lol. The first thing I thought about Twin Towers was 'another Lord of the Rings movie? Cool!' Not 'OMFG, Tolkien is Satan himself for bringing us 9-11 again! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *and jumps out of the window*'.
-------------------- Matrix If you say so If you want so Then do so
Registered: Jul 2000
| IP: Logged
-------------------- "I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw
Registered: Feb 2002
| IP: Logged
quote:1205. Jeremy Yeah, I agree, I also think that all women should be banned from beaches, because when they stretch their humps towards the sky, it makes me think of the WTC!!! Women are soooo evil!!
posted
Far be it for me not to get a joke, but when a Canadian's involved it's best to make sure:
quote: I'm pissed off about the "Attack of the Clones" title too, with all of the controversy about that Italian threatening to clone a person isn't this title just a little offensive?
So, er, are we joking here, or not?
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
Registered: Mar 1999
| IP: Logged
posted
Imagine if you would go into the changing rooms of the Star Wars clones, steal all the ID-material from their armor and spraypaint the rank colors all white.
I suppose Jango Fett puts a new spin on Mohammed Ali's famed "World's Shortest Poem": "Me, We."
-------------------- "I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!" Mel Gibson, X-Men
Registered: Aug 1999
| IP: Logged