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Saltah'na
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(sung to the tune of "Tiny Toon Adventures")

We're Mini, We're Trixy, We fly like little pixies
And in this cool flicksy, we're invading your film screen
We're kick-ass like Spenser, we ride the Nubuchadnezzer
On Mini Matrix 'Ventures get some cyberpunkish teens

So what is The Matrix? It's a whole fake world apart
Our home sweet home when on the phone
A computer work of art

The code is infected as Agent Smith inspected
On Mini Matrix 'Venures just plug in to start

They're children of Neo, they're Gene and Ginny Geo
Morphine's a Leo, and Triad's really thin
Here's Hoser and Epoch. Rat wears funky Reeboks
Stitch don't like the cock, and Cyber's turned us in

In Matrix Training Programs we learn to free our minds
The Oracle's rhetorical and the blue pill keeps us blind
We're Mini, We're Trixy, We're not the Chicks from Dixie
It's Mini Matrix 'Ventures come and join the crew

And now you know kung-fu!

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
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Mark Nguyen
I'm a daddy now!
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Yeah, that's funny.

But this is much more funny. More German, too.

Mark

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"This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff." - Doctor Who
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