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To quote my favourite governor; Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stough'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur.
-------------------- "I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!" Mel Gibson, X-Men
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Da_bang80
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It's nice to know we'll still be pickin' on those poor stormtroopers. Damn those guys just never get a break do they?
-------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
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I think they have come up with new platitudes as well. You know, just before they get the saber...
"You are in violation of imperiAAAAHH!!!" "Set blasters on fu-aaaarrrgh!" That's on less rebeuuuurgh..."
Shame with no blood or limbs though, damn PG13 or what it is. I mean, there was blood in StarWars, damnit. That arm on the floor of the "Mos Eisley Cantina and Bistro" was pretty messy...
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