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Author Topic: The Empire assumes control in Iraq! Jason Abbadon Rolls with the punches. Member # 882 posted                       http://www.bbspot.com/politics/News/2003/10/galactic_empire.html -------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged Nim The Aardvark asked for a dagger Member # 205 posted                       *snip*As a point of fact, the Galactic Empire is a well-suited candidate for the job. "They have had eons of experience in bringing control to lawless planets and crushing huge armies of insurgents," says Empire specialist Jeb van Dale of the Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Lol, actually closer to about 30-40 years of experience, but anyway... -------------------- "I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!" Mel Gibson, X-Men Registered: Aug 1999  |  IP: Logged Bond, James Bond Member Member # 1127 posted                       You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, we must be cautious. The only problem is that Saddam can sneak out the WMD's by using the Jedi Mind Trick on the Stormtroopers. "You don't need to see our identification." "We don't need to see their identification." "These aren't the WMD's you're looking for..." "These aren't the WMD's we're looking for." "Move along." "Move along, move along." At least until that dude with the gas mask rats out Saddam while he's in the hangar bay. -------------------- "You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data "I will feed him" -- Worf (Phantasms) Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged Prowl Alpha Junior Member Member # 1139 posted                       Or hopefully GWB does not hear that the Galactic Empire has WMD at their disposal. I love to hear that speech on television. Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged Bond, James Bond Member Member # 1127 posted                       My fellow Americans, we have learned that the Galactic Empire has nucular weapons and is planning to engage in Base Delta Zero operations against our Homeland... General Schwartzkopf, you fought under my father during the Gulf War, and I ask you for your help in this time of crisis. Help me Obi-Wan Schwartzkopf, you're our only hope." -------------------- "You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data "I will feed him" -- Worf (Phantasms) Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged Intruder1701 Member Member # 880 posted                       I can just hear our troops now "ssssssssssssss....Imperial Walkers on the Desert Ridge.....Imperial Walk----" -------------------- "Who cares if we bomb a few hospitals, it just means we got them a second time" Warrant Officer Robert Clift, CVN-71 OEF Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged

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