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Sol System
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It's a burning question, one which I didn't know existed until reading one of the oddest bits of spam I've seen on Usenet in awhile.

At any rate, I present you with both the question and the answer. A living example of capitalism's finest motto, "Find a niche and fill it."

No one can tell you what the Duckskin is. You have to see it for yourself.

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Baloo
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I came.

I saw.

I left.

(Ain't capitolism grand?)

I especially like the appeal to the PETA crowd: "No cows died to make this product!

Yeah. Right. And I suppose none of the workers ever eats at McDonalds?

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TSN
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What's the purpose of the warranty? If it breaks, can't you just fix it with... well, duct tape? *L*

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Carter: "What's wrong with that?"
Jackson: "It's macaroni and cheese."
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Kosh
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Elim Garak
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The blue and yellow ones are different ideas.

Well, it may have other-than-duct-tape parts, but I'm not checking...

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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Xentrick
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"duck-skins?"

I thought this was going to be a thread about those long frankfurter dogs.


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Jaresh Inyo
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And if it rips, do you keep it together with leather?

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...


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Xentrick
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Quick! Someone notify Tim Allen and Red Green!
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Sol System
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Now that you mention it, I think Red Green already did this.

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