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A snippet from the advertisement for "Charles Capps's 'THE GLARE' Training School" -- showing a proud graduate.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Luke: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Jaba: Who are you?!
Luke: I'm Batman.
------------------ Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. ~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
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Well, Charles's Dolly experiments didn't turn out quite so well... See all the weird-looking aliens in the background?
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Luke: "Now, return my friends, or greyscale won't be the only thing you'll have to worry about..."
------------------ "Merde!" -commander of Napoleon's army, upon learning that the Duke of Wellington's forces had received assistance and were requesting his surrender
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Luke: "Have you ever felt as if you weren't living up to your full potential, Mr. Hutt? Do you want to know the key to freeing your mind, to truly accessing the full power of your brain?"
Jabba: "Uh...well...not really. That is, not recently. I mean...er...?"
Luke: "Sir, I happen to have a book here that can answer all of these questions and more. It's called 'Dianetics', and it was written by a very wise man-"
Jabba, silently: "Stupid wholesale trapdoor! I knew I should have gone to Sears."
------------------ "We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with." -- John Flansburgh
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Luke: "Release my friends and I promise I will bring back the sun."
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Luke: This is my new Jedi power. I make it so you can't see colour. If you release my friends, I promise you will see rainbows for the rest of your life.
------------------ I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.