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Luke: "Have you ever felt as if you weren't living up to your full potential, Mr. Hutt? Do you want to know the key to freeing your mind, to truly accessing the full power of your brain?"
Jabba: "Uh...well...not really. That is, not recently. I mean...er...?"
Luke: "Sir, I happen to have a book here that can answer all of these questions and more. It's called 'Dianetics', and it was written by a very wise man-"
Jabba, silently: "Stupid wholesale trapdoor! I knew I should have gone to Sears."
------------------ "We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with." -- John Flansburgh
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Luke: "Release my friends and I promise I will bring back the sun."
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Luke: This is my new Jedi power. I make it so you can't see colour. If you release my friends, I promise you will see rainbows for the rest of your life.
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Luke: I've come to tell you about the glory of Amway products.
------------------ Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. ~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
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Luke: Mr. Hut, i've come here with a very important object, just for you...
Jabba: ?!
Luke: *pulls out the clapper*... It's the Clapper for trapdoors, limited edition. And it can be yours, for 19.95 in credits, and Han Solo's life.
Jabba: *claps* *the trapdoor opens*
Luke: AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO GOT TO YOU?!
Jabba: Lando sold me one first... and all he wanted was to see Leia in scant clothing... *deep laughter*
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And the winner is...Sol System, for the Scientology gag...whooboy, I'm still laughing...
Second place goes to First One, for the bum joke...Its been a while since the bum gag actually made me laugh... Honorable mention goes to the Saiyanman, cuz he caught on to Sol's, and still turned out very funny.
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