------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Daryus: Did you have to get that wall of glass so close?!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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"So this is why you should use Crest, ladies & gentlement! For a grin so white, you'll blind the photographer!"
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Nimrod: I do believe that is the funniest thing ever.
------------------ "...he got a mind control car from a great menace named Euri and they began conquest! THE RED MENANCE~ so yuo have too fight back and destroy teh RED TIDE before it destroys the AMERICAN!!! PS: The russiens also took over Texas and thats good becuase Texans need to have robots with missales shoved up there butts anyways (texans are the worst evar)."
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Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neill attempt to scare the T-Rex away.
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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Australia's newly developed Anti-missle defense mechanism... Scaring them away!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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*Next, our sources have leaked what is believed to be the first test picture taken for the filming of the new "Beavis and Butt-Head" live-action movie*
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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*Executives from Showtime have released a photo of the newest cast members to be added for the next season of Queer As Folk. The two actors are reported to play classmates of Justin (Randy Harison) who complicate his life and relationship with Brian (Gale Harold). Producers of the show commented that when the characters are seen in the first episode of next season, they will be in the middle of things.*
------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T
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"Smile for the camera, Constipation Boy, this is one of our very few photo Ops!"
"Whatever you say, Eyebrow-Man!"
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited May 04, 2001).]