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Red Quacker
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QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

QUACK QUACK QUACK

QUACK

Isn't it weird how you can quack so much? It's like you never get tired of quacking. Has anyone else noticed this?

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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LllllllllllllllllllllllOGIC train!! RrrrrrrrrrrrrrOWWWRSSSSSSHHHHHHHHdingdingdingdingdingding.....

What in Sindri's name was THAT??

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Some form of communication, captain.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Lieutenant, is it sentient?

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Malnurtured Snay
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Sensors show no signs of intelligent life, sir.

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Jeff Raven
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Red, you quack me up.

*rimshot*

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Nim
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*attracts acute tuberculosis due to previous post*
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Nim
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I got it!! It's the marsians!!
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Tuberculosis? Like Potatoes? Is a turnip a Tuber? If so, that would be A DOUBLE WHAMMY!

Marsians?

Don't get me started, young'un.

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"This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?"
-Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 04, 2001).]


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Sol System
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I bought Dark City and Dr. Strangelove on DVD today. Cinematic bliss. I wanted to get the sixth and possibly seventh volumes of TOS but, tragedy, the sixth was gone, even though it had been there JUST THE DAY BEFORE. I can but bide my time and pray nervously for reorder.

I also have a very mildly amusing story about an extremely hot girl, but I shall save that for later.

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Nim
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Maybe someone pointy-eared went back and took it from the shelves to repair the continuum. You could be contributing to universal wellfare!

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His turnip not a small one.
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A narrow and a tall one.

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Malnurtured Snay
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An extremely hot girl who you pleased with your monument? Please, there is no "porn" thread here, keep it to yourself.

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"The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families."
--Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?


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Red Quacker
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Posted by JeffKard:

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Sensors show no signs of intelligent life, sir.
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Funny, that's what they say about the Flare forums over on TrekBBS. Of course, on TrekBBS, they seek out intelligent life so they can destroy it because it poses a threat to their fascist regime (no offense to the TrekBBS admin but they are a lot like Hitler). If TrekBBS thought for a moment that there was intelligent life at the Flare forums, they would buy it out (for about $500) and ban everyone from it.

And what's your problem with my having a 'Quack' thread every once in awhile? Philistine.


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Malnurtured Snay
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I've no problem with a "Quack" thread ... I was simply unaware ducks were sentient. Honestly.

And, dude, do we REALLY have to go over this simple rule?

DO NOT BRING OTHER FORUMS INTO FLARE! STOP THIS! JESUS F. CHRIST!

How really hard is this to understand?

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families."
--Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?


[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited March 05, 2001).]


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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RQ: I just tried to defend your ass over at the Trekbbs. Apparently they are not too pleased with your visit here.

No thanks are required. Just asking you to please, cool it. And we would appreciate it if the matter between you and the TrekBBS be put on the backburner permanently. As said again, we do not like getting involved on other BBS conflicts, especially since the TrekBBS is our ally of sorts (CC helps Christian out at times).

If you want to make your stay here more worthwhile, as moderator-of-some-other-forum and a fellow poster, I would like to ask you to cool off a bit (just asking, NOT demanding). As much as we want you to be a valuable member here, we would like to do that without any bloodshed.

As said by CC (the hardass admin):

Horse.

Dead.

Stop Beating it.

Thank you.

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