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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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"We're all sexual Tyrannosauruses, except Liam."

As I don't know whether or not the Tyrannosaurus was good at sex or not, I'm not sure how to take it. I'll just assume that Lee has called everyone "sexual dinosaurs", which I assume means that I'm the only one here with a non-extinct mojo.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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They say the meek...something...something...

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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...are lightly salted?

Oh, wait. That's later in the chapter...

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- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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The full quote is "the meek shall inherit the Earth, because they're not getting any right now." 8)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Five months of let myself get my hopes up, and she's been seeing someone for two years. I never had a chance to begin with. Gods, I'm an idiot...
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Antagonist
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Ouch... sorry to hear that, Tim. [Frown]

I guess you should just be thankful you don't have Major Barcalow's luck with women. *lol*

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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And Antag, the only male on the planet who doesn't want two chicks at a time, thanks his stars daily he doesn't have Shik's purported luck. 8)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"...be thankful you don't have Major Barcalow's luck with women."

I would say that his experineces have nothing to do w/ luck, and everything to do w/ he's an idiot. :-)

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Lee
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Yeah, but plenty of idiots get lucky.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Yeah, well... They suck.
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Siegfried
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No, usually it's the women with the idiots who suck, not the idiots themselves. If the idiots themselves could suck themselves, there would be more women available for you and me.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Pos_21
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i have to say that i think you all are biased twords men. listen to yourselves... well, i guess i shouldn't expect anything better from men.
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The_Tom
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The plot thickens...

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"I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005)

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Siegfried
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Don't use so much cornstarch, Tom. If you just use a pinch of it, the plot with stay smooth and runny. It'll be on the perfect consistency for mash potatoes and Salisbury steak.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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PsyLiam
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The man train certainly does favour a bias towards men. Hence the name.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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