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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Twice in one morning? Gosh. Sexual experimentation finally reaches American shores. Four times in two hours, now. . . 8)

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PsyLiam
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Is this the same morning? Poor Julie must be knackered. The travelling alone would tire most people out.

[ January 29, 2002, 18:08: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Four times in two hours, now. . ."

I think I've done that. Maybe only three. I'm not sure...

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Antagonist
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So lets break this down.

Four times within two hours, or once every 30 minutes. That is roughly enough time to do the deed, roll over, smoke a cigarette, tell 'em they were "the best," and ask if they want to do it again.

Now, assuming a few moments for the ceremonial foreplay, what did you do with the other 27 minutes in between each, errr... session?

[Big Grin]

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Lee
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Try to get my breath back. I'm not a teenager anymore.

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PsyLiam
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In age or stone...

Tim's rather clinical comment has disturbed me on several levels. Unless he was talking about finding a grammatical mistake in a published book.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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TSN
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I was not.
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Lee
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Well, then, it's settled. We're all* sexual Tyrannosauruses, except Liam. 8)

*Subject to Tim not going into the correct plural of Tyrannosaurus

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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yeah, i should have skipped page 10 of 'I asked a girl out today' Make a note of it

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First of Two
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travelling?

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Veers
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My longest thread ever has wandered into stupidity...

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Diane
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Wow.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Hi Tora, where ya' been?

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Diane
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Here and there. My Internet connection hasn't worked since October, so I'm reduced to using the uni's computer lab with its Pentium III's and 20-in screens and T1 connections.

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TSN
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You poor thing.

And I don't know whether the correct plural of "Tyrranosaurus" is supposed to be "Tyrannosauruses" or "Tyrranosauri". I think I'd just say "Tyrannosaurs" and be safe.

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